New Chapter of Märchen: Wieder Geboren Posted: A Determined Boy and a Faraway Rose
Summary: After witnessing a fight break out between Stan and Kyle, Eric attempts to seek some common ground with his favorite nemesis. When his attempt begins to backfire, something unexpected happens and everything turns out better than anticipated. That is, until, he’s paid an unannounced visit from the last person he’d want to see during such a sensitive time.
Today, my sister asked me why I spent so much of my time caring about the love lives of two ten-year-old paper cutouts. With this stupid shipping war currently bugging the hell out of me, with friends in the fandom threatening to drop out altogether, and hateful messages plaguing my tags on…
Okay this deserves a well-thought out response that I can’t do right now or in the immediate future due to Christmas obligations, but I swear before I start on the next Chapter of Marchen I will read this and comment. This person obviously put a lot of time into it.
Fuck, I still have to write out my thing about Kyle in Chains…. well now that Grad School is over I have the time at least. Just not until Christmas sewing is done…
Me and Labyrinth1n3 have been wasting the last couple of days playing Pokemon Red and Blue (she’s on Blue, I’m on Red), and our trainers are named Cartman and Kyle respectively (and the Garys are named the opposite, obvs).
We decided to raise Nidorans so we could have “pokemon engagement rings” for Kyman… her Nidoking is named Fatass and my Nidoqueen is named Firefly.
We’re cool. EVERYTHING HAS TO BE KYMAN!
ALL KYMAN, ALL THE TIME. Also being a Pokemon Expert isn’t the easiest thing. I missed out a lot on my childhood being chained to this game. SO ADDICTING. And this is also the first time I’m raising a Nidoking AKA Pokemon Engagement ring, THEY ARE TOO CUTE! Fatass/Firefly forevs. also his moves are shitty now because i’m hoarding TMs to duplicate via missingno
And what is a quintessential Kyman ep?
1.) Cartman coming up with a scheme.
2.) Waving it in Kyle’s face.
3.) Kyle stopping at nothing to foil his plan.
4.) Cartman watches - and sometimes pulls it off!
Kyle didn’t even care about BUTTERS’ OWN HEALTH!
What did he care about? Beating Cartman to the punch and putting a stop to him.
Also omg Kenny being the only one to understand Butters.
Theresa made me a present and rewrote the lyrics to Every You Every Me featuring Kyman (included the karaoke music since I’M SURE EVERYONE WILL WANT TO SING THIS):
Met you once upon a time
Crossed paths due to some childish crime
I took your lunch, you broke my jaw.
I got detention, you got law.
Wrote your name onto my wall,
A promise made, God’s beck and call.
Cuz I won’t stop ‘til you’re through,
Every me and every you.
Met your glare with my own taunt
Those stupid morals that you flaunt
Another day, another fight.
A battle waged, call it a night.
Struck a chord, a filthy lie.
Remind myself that boys don’t cry.
Cuz there’s no way that its true.
Every me and every you.
Every me and every you,
Every Me…he
Met you at the vacant lot.
The way you yell is kind of hot.
Caught your bluff and charged right in.
You tripped my leg and now I’m pinned.
I clenched my teeth and looked above.
All breathing ceases, gave a shove.
Cuz you noticed that it grew.
Every me and every you.
Every me and every you,
Every Me…he
Awkward stares for weeks to come.
Then on some weekend, you succumb.
Met you on the edge of town,
I took your breath, and you shut down.
In my hold I watch you wilt.
You always clung to your sweet guilt.
I’m your Villain, you’re my Jew.
Every me and every you.
Every me and every you,
Every Me…he(Original song by Placebo, new Kyman lyrics by Labyrinth1n3)
Title: INFLATED
Author: Labyrinth1n3
Artist: sketchersocks
Summary: While attempting to enact revenge on his favorite Jewish nemesis, Cartman stumbles upon Kyle’s new pattern of disappearances that he nor any of his closest friends can account for. By working together, they all try to get to the bottom of Kyle’s strange behavior!
Beta: PrincessBelle212
Pairing: one-side Cartman/Kyle, hinted Stan/Kyle
Rating: PG-13 / T
Warnings: Stalker-like Behavior, Moderate Sexual Themes
Really that whole post (DELETED TO AVOID CONFUSION) was to promote cross-fandom dialogue, which is finally being instigated!
Hi everyone! I definitely have no intention of creating some GO GOD GO-based elitest, governing panel, which dictates fandom activity! That was me being facitious and probably wasn’t the best idea to get this discussion started.
What I DO want is more communication, so man if we need some platform for such debate and discussion? I’m all ears, and I definitely want to be a part of it.
Crack Baby Basketball Cosplay at Otakon 2012
Cartman: Me
Kyle: imsosrsly
Stan: trevbox
Photos: DNikBot
Genderbent Coon and Friends Otakon 2012: Coon vs Kite!
Pictures Taken by: Grandrogyny
Photos Edited by: GothicHamlet
Coon: Me!
Human Kite: Lizz
Hey everyone! I'm Labyrinth1n3 and I'm an enthusiastic egalitarian living on the east coast. When I'm not slaving over my graduate work, I write fanfiction for the various fandoms I find myself in. I'm what you'd call an internet addict, but on the off chance I detach myself from my computer, I enjoy sci-fi/anime/comic conventions, concerts of all kinds, clubbing, drinking, sewing, writing, sushi, having a good time, and sweet things. I pop over to Germany once in a while since I'm in love with it's culture, but wherever I am, I'm mostly online doing everything from homework to RP. This is basically all you need to know about me, lol.
