Posts tagged eric cartman.

New Chapter of Märchen: Wieder Geboren Posted: A Determined Boy and a Faraway Rose

Summary: After witnessing a fight break out between Stan and Kyle, Eric attempts to seek some common ground with his favorite nemesis. When his attempt begins to backfire, something unexpected happens and everything turns out better than anticipated. That is, until, he’s paid an unannounced visit from the last person he’d want to see during such a sensitive time. 

A 'dad' is tenth most popular Christmas list request for children ›

Not to depress anyone on Christmas, but this made me so appreciative that my dad is so awesome! Merry Christmas everyone!

xfearcutsdeeperthanswords:

Theresa made me a present and rewrote the lyrics to Every You Every Me featuring Kyman (included the karaoke music since I’M SURE EVERYONE WILL WANT TO SING THIS):

Met you once upon a time
Crossed paths due to some childish crime
I took your lunch, you broke my jaw.
I got detention, you got law.

Wrote your name onto my wall,
A promise made, God’s beck and call.
Cuz I won’t stop ‘til you’re through,
Every me and every you.

Met your glare with my own taunt
Those stupid morals that you flaunt
Another day, another fight.
A battle waged, call it a night.

Struck a chord, a filthy lie.
Remind myself that boys don’t cry.
Cuz there’s no way that its true.
Every me and every you.
Every me and every you,
Every Me…he

Met you at the vacant lot.
The way you yell is kind of hot.
Caught your bluff and charged right in.
You tripped my leg and now I’m pinned.

I clenched my teeth and looked above.
All breathing ceases, gave a shove.
Cuz you noticed that it grew.
Every me and every you.
Every me and every you,
Every Me…he

Awkward stares for weeks to come.
Then on some weekend, you succumb.
Met you on the edge of town,
I took your breath, and you shut down.

In my hold I watch you wilt.
You always clung to your sweet guilt.
I’m your Villain, you’re my Jew.
Every me and every you.
Every me and every you,
Every Me…he

(Original song by Placebo, new Kyman lyrics by Labyrinth1n3)

Title: INFLATED

Author: Labyrinth1n3

Artist: sketchersocks

Summary: While attempting to enact revenge on his favorite Jewish nemesis, Cartman stumbles upon Kyle’s new pattern of disappearances that he nor any of his closest friends can account for. By working together, they all try to get to the bottom of Kyle’s strange behavior!
Beta: PrincessBelle212 
Pairing: one-side Cartman/Kyle, hinted Stan/Kyle 
Rating: PG-13 / T
Warnings: Stalker-like Behavior, Moderate Sexual Themes

Genderbent Coon and Friends Otakon 2012: Coon vs Kite!

Pictures Taken by: Grandrogyny

Photos Edited by: GothicHamlet

Coon: Me!

Human Kite: Lizz

I CAN NEVER NOT REBLOG ;-; this is always the saddest picture

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Genderbent Coon and Friends Otakon 2012 (+Bebe!)

Pictures Taken by: Grandrogyny

Photos Edited by: GothicHamlet

Coon: Me!

Mysterion: Scone

Human Kite: Lizz

Toolshed: Shan

Mintberry Crunch: Re

Bebe Stevens: lyssalikestolivelife

Genderbent Coon and Friends Otakon 2012 (+Stan!)

Pictures Taken by: Grandrogyny

Photos Edited by: GothicHamlet

Coon: Me!

Mysterion: Scone

Human Kite: Lizz

Toolshed: Shan

Mintberry Crunch: Re

Stan Marsh: Trev

milena-radio:

Goddammit, Kyle!

Surprise sequel to martian-mermaid’s summer kyman request (here) ♥ In fact, I think I may make her next request take place in this same universe. They’re now on the road to amusement parks all over America~ Kyle, where did your pants go?

I’m currently working on 2 requests, my South Park Reverse Mini-Bang entry (go write, wriiiiiite for this event plz), and loads of Märchen fanart :’D.

As always, ask is open for SP art/fic requests, though I can’t promise that I’ll do them all … or even do the ones I have expediently, oops.

omg I hope I get to write for your pieceee

skiesofdoom:

doodled these up and thought they were cute.

ADORABLEEEE DDD: i want to make allll the icons out of theeeese. omg that ‘teehee’ phone one…