Summary: After witnessing a fight break out between Stan and Kyle, Eric attempts to seek some common ground with his favorite nemesis. When his attempt begins to backfire, something unexpected happens and everything turns out better than anticipated. That is, until, he’s paid an unannounced visit from the last person he’d want to see during such a sensitive time.
Theresa made me a present and rewrote the lyrics to Every You Every Me featuring Kyman (included the karaoke music since I’M SURE EVERYONE WILL WANT TO SING THIS):
Met you once upon a time Crossed paths due to some childish crime I took your lunch, you broke my jaw. I got detention, you got law.
Wrote your name onto my wall, A promise made, God’s beck and call. Cuz I won’t stop ‘til you’re through, Every me and every you.
Met your glare with my own taunt Those stupid morals that you flaunt Another day, another fight. A battle waged, call it a night.
Struck a chord, a filthy lie. Remind myself that boys don’t cry. Cuz there’s no way that its true. Every me and every you. Every me and every you, Every Me…he
Met you at the vacant lot. The way you yell is kind of hot. Caught your bluff and charged right in. You tripped my leg and now I’m pinned.
I clenched my teeth and looked above. All breathing ceases, gave a shove. Cuz you noticed that it grew. Every me and every you. Every me and every you, Every Me…he
Awkward stares for weeks to come. Then on some weekend, you succumb. Met you on the edge of town, I took your breath, and you shut down.
In my hold I watch you wilt. You always clung to your sweet guilt. I’m your Villain, you’re my Jew. Every me and every you. Every me and every you, Every Me…he
(Original song by Placebo, new Kyman lyrics by Labyrinth1n3)
Summary: While attempting to enact revenge on his favorite Jewish nemesis, Cartman stumbles upon Kyle’s new pattern of disappearances that he nor any of his closest friends can account for. By working together, they all try to get to the bottom of Kyle’s strange behavior! Beta: PrincessBelle212 Pairing: one-side Cartman/Kyle, hinted Stan/Kyle Rating: PG-13 / T Warnings: Stalker-like Behavior, Moderate Sexual Themes
Surprise sequel to martian-mermaid’s summer kyman request (here) ♥ In fact, I think I may make her next request take place in this same universe. They’re now on the road to amusement parks all over America~ Kyle, where did your pants go?
I’m currently working on 2 requests, my South Park Reverse Mini-Bang entry (go write, wriiiiiite for this event plz), and loads of Märchen fanart :’D.
As always, ask is open for SP art/fic requests, though I can’t promise that I’ll do them all … or even do the ones I have expediently, oops.
Hey everyone! I'm Labyrinth1n3 and I'm an enthusiastic egalitarian living on the east coast. When I'm not slaving over my graduate work, I write fanfiction for the various fandoms I find myself in. I'm what you'd call an internet addict, but on the off chance I detach myself from my computer, I enjoy sci-fi/anime/comic conventions, concerts of all kinds, clubbing, drinking, sewing, writing, sushi, having a good time, and sweet things. I pop over to Germany once in a while since I'm in love with it's culture, but wherever I am, I'm mostly online doing everything from homework to RP. This is basically all you need to know about me, lol.