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south park photoshoot part 1

Yay! Group Photos!

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Wtf is that pig.

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hgnnnn

Anonymous asked: Kyman or Creek for the domestic meme?

You’re in luck I just did Kyman! Creek though, now that’s interesting.

who is the big spoon/little spoon

Tweek doesn’t like spooning. Tweek doesn’t like intimacy. I haven’t established what happened to make him absolutely detest being touched, but it’s almost developed into some sort of phobia. Craig however, doesn’t really give a fuck and is actually amused by Tweek’s freaking out when he does touch him. The only time Tweek is okay with being touched is when he’s doped up, which Craig gladly supplies. In that case, Craig is the big spoon and Tweek is the little spoon.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity

Everything Tweek does fascinates Craig, who is usually high when he watches him. Tweek doesn’t do things normally, he’s constantly shaking and jittering and mumbling things which makes something as mundane as eating yogurt the most interesting thing to watch, or so Craig thinks. So when they’re living together, they usually tend to their own shit, but the highlight of Craig’s day is seeing what common task Tweek will make into a spectacle.

who uses all the hot water in the morning

Tweek will sometimes forget he’s taking a shower. I don’t know how this happens but one moment he’ll be like “Okay I’m taking a shower” and the next he’ll wake up and just be like “Oh my god how long have I been in here why is the water cold?!” Craig gets a little miffed at this, but whenever this happens it amuses the fuck out of him so he just waits a while for the hot water to come back.

what they order from take out

Tweek only trusts a couple take out places. Craig told him he saw Mr. Lou Kim hull a dead deer off the side of the road in his car and ever since, Tweek thinks that City Wok uses Roadkill in their dishes. Tweek fears MSG anyway, so they usually stick with pizza, but Tweek picks it apart before eating it. Craig said he pulled out a daddy long leg from in between the cheese and the bread so now Tweek eats them separately.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over

Tweek doesn’t fight, though they do argue. It’s a weird kind of arguing though, and what happens is that Craig will make a claim and Tweek will first contest it, but then Craig builds and builds on it until Tweek believes him and then that develops a new phobia. Craig will never admit that he lies, he’s usually like “whatever, that’s just what i heard so it could be true it could be a lie”. So Tweek never knows and that drives him insane.

who does most of the cleaning

Tweek has a knack for cleaning… things that don’t break. He’s really good at laundry and housework that doesn’t involve complicated machinery or sharp things. Craig picks up the slack but they both really don’t care about appearances. Tweek’s room is littered with newspaper clippings and things that to normal people look like junk, but to him? Hold the secret behind the most complex of conspiracies. Amongst this collection of junk is a petrified carcass of a raccoon which Tweek will /not throw away/. Craig’s room looks pretty normal, but sometimes he’ll spend hours just going through Tweeks room. He of course does not tell Tweek he does this and when Tweek sees that someone has been going through his room, Craig will insist it wasn’t him to which Tweek will freak out because “they’re onto him”.

who steals the blankets

Tweek will have sex with Craig once a blue moon. After this happens, Tweek will try to get back up and go to his own room but Craig will insist that he stays. Tweek will thusly stay up all night unbeknownst to Craig who will then hog all the blankets.

who leaves their stuff around

Craig will never question why Tweek leaves out the stuff he does, but he will take pictures because it’s usually in the formation of something and it usually looks like a piece of art. Sometimes it’ll just be one random thing, but if Craig picks it up and puts it back where it belongs, Tweek will put it back exactly where he left it. Craig has given up and just rolls with it.

who remembers to buy the milk

Tweek, he just steals from the coffee shop.

who remembers anniversaries

They don’t really have one, but Craig does do cool things for Tweek’s birthday since Tweek usually forgets. Tweek forgets how old he is, so Craig keeps track for him.Sometimes they go driving, sometimes they’ll so smoking, sometime they’ll just talk all night or Craig will just listen. Craig thinks Tweek is the most unique person on Earth, and he loves him more than Tweek will ever know, but he has a weird way of showing it. Tweek is incapable of loving, but he does appreciate Craig and would be lost without him.

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There isn’t a lot of Kenny/Damien, but I always appreciate it when I see it. He’s the primary person I ship Kenny with. Aww yeah headcanon.